am i at home because theres a dig starrrrring at me and i dont know wit plus i haer sirens. run fast.
so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
he was screaming in a recently acquired accent that he paid for delivery and they could cancel the entire order if they didn't come upstairs
I thought you said it was going to get worse not hilarious.
the delivery boy turned out to be my students mother. now she knows that i have incredibly low standards AND thanks to the fact that he still has dialup the pizza tracker was way off and she rang the bell and he answered mid bong rip.
Is it sad that when she told me he has a small peen I felt like it made us more compatible?
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
Would love to except that I crashed into a hearse in a funeral procession about an hour ago so I think that pretty much put an end to my day.
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
Just saw the stripper pole on the road that we threw out of the party bus last night
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
This just spotted: a bagpiping Elmo on the street.
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
New wedding record, my shirt was off by 8pm!!!
In case you're wondering what frozen hashbrowns taste like at 4 in the afternoon, shame. They taste like shame.
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
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