I heard we made out
its not stalking. its research.
well i was about to unbutton his pants but then i realized they had an elastic waste-band, so no, that didnt happen
they arrested me when i was peaking, i'm pretty sure they were specifically looking for me but i was too busy rolling around, loving the grass to notice the police car..
She somehow inhaled a tack last night, she's having surgery today.
No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
I feel that the drunker I get, the drunker Facebook gets.
Bitch, it's 2 in the afternoon.
The night went downhill when he lit her purse on fire and tried putting it out with vodka
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
Hahaha I can already see the arrest warrants. It's gonna be beautiful. I'll get them framed.
All I could think about while we were fucking was what Hogwarts house he would be in
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
She's asleep in a fisher-price toy car
You are not allowed to sing ever again, my ears are still ringing.
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
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