he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
We fucked standing up with my right leg over his shoulder. Thank you mom and dad for having once enrolled me in gymnastics. It has finally paid off
It feels like Jesse James cheated on America.
He scratched off my spray tan. Literal nail marks down my back. Can't imagine what's underneath his fingernails.
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
Law school has no idea what kind of prospect they have coming in. I just convinced a cop not to take me to jail by asking him if he really felt like cleaning puke out of his car tonight.
I walked in her room to find her rubbing lotion on her face high as fuck.
Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
The Stanley Cup Final is killing me. I can't go to work drunk again.
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
Come get your boyfriend. He is hammered talking to me about hot dogs and casinos.
I am the most hated person in hoboken. Ive been doing drunken cake boss impressions down the street for the past 20 mins.
I'm basically doing the Walk of Shame without the added bonus of having sex last night. That doesn't look good on anyone.
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