What tipped you off? The sombrero?
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
Why was I handcuffed to the roof?
It was easier then trying to explain why you couldn't fly
His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
Listen I know you hate her for what she did but this is getting our of hand. Please please tell me where you hid her wedding dress.
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
To be clear, the next time I wake up with your dick inside me, I will reach down and grab one and squeeze until it pops like a grape. You've been warned.
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
I am at Brians in a pirate costume, what the hell am I thinking
I still have beer shits from last weekend. Dying from dysentary is a real threat at this point.
The condition was that I had to eat her out to Beethoven
A condom was pulled out of your vagina by a doctor today I do not think you can pull off "closet" hoe anymore
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