Just heard the garage door open and I immediately sprinted to the laptop to erase history, even though I haven't watched porn today...I believe Pavlov now.
We got blackout for the alumni dinner, and then walked THROUGH the keynote speaker, managing to still say "excuse me".
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
I think he just gave me the 'I used to fuck your sister' discount
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
Well it was tamer than the 4th of july when I blew that guy I met walking home from the fireworks
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
I've been randomly kik messaging bearded men I find on Instagram while sitting unshowered in my underpants. I'm like the girl version of a creepy uncle.
25 likes of a picture on Instagram of my butthole. beat that.
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
He congratulated me by offering up free orgasms.. I told him I also had a birthday last month we needed to celebrate.. He was there in ten minutes.
DO YOU REALIZE HOW AWESOME MY GRANDMA WOULD BE IF SHE GOT HIGH
He gave me an extra phone charger for the other side of the bed the other night. Is that love?
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
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