If my boyfriend wants to eat his own jizz after masturbating, what does that make him?
ok, im coming! i just found some lemon square in my bangs, washing that out..this shit is all over me! was i in a pie eating contest?
yes
did i win? did you like my outfit? or should i change, if you were horny would you bang me?
Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
I need ur penis! This is not drunk texting, either! This is I need ur penis texting. There IS a difference!
You can cross "give someone a blow job while playing Colors of the Wind" off my bucket list.
I just kept screaming "I'm fucking a preacher's son!" Also, this water tastes like weed.
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
Every time you visit for the weekend I end up having to bleach my entire house after.
Let's just say it was like a porno version of Aladdin....
You can call me ugly and you can call me fat,but don't you EVER say my meme game is weak.
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
you took my virginity. you can't have my alcohol too.
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