I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
The girls stopped by my apartment. They caught me naked with a nearly empty bottle of vodka in one hand, drawing crop circles in the carpet with the vacuum.
No stitches, just platelets and will power
winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
On the bright side his mom approves of me. Though it's apparently because she sleeps with married men and has a soft spot for "fellow homewreckers"
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
Yes ma'am.Im also looking at my collection of penis pictures in my email playing "who;s penis is that"?
I'm gonna try Jim's breakup remedy this weekend.
Is that the one where you drink 3 cases of beer and rewatch as much WWE RAW as you can find? Or the one where you hookup with fatties on Craigslist?
Fine line between drunken accidental sleepover with your best friend's lab partner and gay sexathon. I did a cartwheel over that line. A CARTWHEEL THAT LANDED IN HIS LAP
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
Why can't they just let me be the gorgeous cum dumpster that I know I'm meant to be?
All I remember is me taking my automatic nerf gun getting on top of him and saying..."look whos in control now!"
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