I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
There are a bunch of guys at the door looking for the guy you brought back to the condo...pretended not to speak English. You're welcome.
Did you blow the guy you weren't supposed to hook up with again in the bathroom of pita pit? Cause that happened last night...
Babies are disgusting. I held one once. Then I washed my hands and rinsed my mouth out with wine.
I think anything that happens between 12 and 2 am is just sketchy enough to be a good idea.
I'm eating lunchables with a glass of wine while I FaceTime the guy I lost my virginity to.
Maybe you can just make seal noises during sex and we can call it good
Secrets from the porn industry: liTERALLY SHOVE A SEA SPONGE UP YOUR VAGINA GO ON DO IT
Fuck him and his perfect arms, huge penis and relentless ability to ignore me.
I fucked that choir dude last night. he had the most strangely musical moans. it was like a Sound Of Music porno.
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
i'm extremely hungover on the ski bus and the driver is playing abba. this. is. not. okay.
Bootycalls can't go limp that's like against the law
Woke up this morning with a plate of ravioli in my bed. Who says being single can't be fun?
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