you dont know how to answer ppls txts anymore?!?
im sorry, i don't get text messages.
I think im going to throw up on grandma
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
I was thrown in the air atleast 3 times by baby jesus
I used his computer to order the pizza and the only thing he had in his search bar was 'text NASA'
Just did a drug deal on the toy aisle at walmart, Merry Christmas
doing shots of $6 a bottle whiskey and chasing it with milk. my own personal way of saying fuck life.
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
No more chicken and waffles served by drag queens at 2 AM. :(
I'm sure nobody at Walmart was wondering why I was wearing a glittery tutu and needed $300 changed into small bills
WHY IS THERE A FUCKING DILDO IN PLACE OF MY GEAR SHIFTER IN MY CAR?
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
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