Dude...I'm drunk from Wednesday stilll.
and all i could think about was how mcdonalds would not be open anymore after we were done having sex
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
Omg considering I am covered in cake and probably cocaine that is the greatest news I have ever heard
nothing says 'im willing to leave my comfort zone for you' like letting you choke me during sex
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
The couch is in the bathroom. I don't understand how that is even possible. I couldnt even fit that shelf thingy through the door. Come help. I am about to pee my pants.
I noticed a trail of vomit coming up the drive way. You must be home
Do you have any pictures of me mounting animals that aren't on Facebook?
Nothing says summer like lemonaid, but nothing says fuck yeah summer like lemonaid and vodkavodka
I sat on my couch last night watching What Women Want, eating ice cream, and sobbing "why doesn't she like me?" Why was I born a man?
So if you wanna come get your pants you can. But you have to come in your boxers. Rules are rules!
soo... how was my night?
also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home..
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
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