somebody snuck up and got me drunk
u know ur in oregon when the cop tells u to keep the beer cans he made u pour out so u can recycle them
HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
We have a drunk bartender with her nips a quarter inch from bein out buying us shots. GET HERE.
You just said the magic words
She fell asleep on the sidewalk and people starting using her as a hurdle
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
Come to me. Jacob is confessing his love and all I want is a hot dog. With chili. Not love.
WHYAREWHITEGUYSSOBADINBED?! What the fuck went wrong, evolution?
Totally just drove past you riding your bike. I was like damn, that looks like a cute little hipster boy, and then I realized it was you and that I'd already banged you and it kinda made my day. I hope you're well. Come over soon?
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
I mean we all knew i was gonna get arrested eventually but shoplifting is lame so dont tell anyone. Well just let them assume public nudity or something
I party with great urgency now.
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