He told me they were just razor bumps!
i didnt mean to paint the dog... it just kinda happened
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
Dude are you alive? We drank shit that made a german bartender blow chunks.
Nothing is better than seeing someone you fucked go to the Olympics. I feel so American.
Dude tried texting you during but she threw my pants too far away
I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
You came running into my room at 4 in the morning yelling "SANCTUARY!" and flung yourself into bed.
Hmmm, sounds like a Jaeger night then. Did I at least get to be the little spoon?
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
She knew the head wasn't all that so she gave me her taco. I'm will in to give her a second chance.
They started shooting fireworks out of a dryer. It was my cue to leave.
I'm sitting here listening to fat joe and doing kegels I have given up
I enjoy the company of your penis
I wish I just waited long enough to hate someone to fuck one
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