You should have seen k-money last night. She was just hanging on to the toilet for half the night. By her fourth trip to puke, she started talking to it and was doing the voices for her and it. She kept saying "...we thank you for your continued business..." haha
You're the only person with a favorite bar in Disneyworld
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
you kept eating the heads off the gummy bears and screaming 'euthanized!'
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
Yeah I'm buying him lunch right now because I shot him with the fire extinguisher last night
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
I'm sober in pajamas at a bar. Nothing is ok about that statement.
The last party at your house was a sex toy party...it's an obvious transition to baby shower
Clearly my hormones are sending beaming lights to every penis in the area
Oh yeah and one of the strippers brought you chips and water when you were passes out next to the toilet. So that was nice
This time tomorrow I'll be fingering you
Oh shit a waiter was leaning over me when i opened that and i felt him pause
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
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