He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
Crosby and Malkin: Two girls, one cup.
I'm in love with you.
huh?
Don't be nervous. I'm just saying - if you had a dick, I'd suck it.
Don't tits with veins remind you of road maps?
I decided to name her "day after thanksgiving" because I am sure I just got someone elses leftovers.
His sister just told me that she thinks i'm a stupid bitch and that by going thru with this I'm ruining his life.
sounds like a hell of a rehearsal dinner
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
What's up with the fire hydrant in the laundry room?
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
I snapchatted his face mid sex. Needless to say, I don't think I'll ever see him again.
I'm gonna eat more dunkaroos to cope with what's in my vagina.
If they could bottle a hangover it would taste exactly like lemon lime Gatorade and failed hopes and dreams
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
I'm shaking a cocktail while in bed. Is that bad?
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
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