but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
sitting with a guy who's looking at the cum stains on the bed. Do you think he's convinced it's from the cat?
No. He thinks you're slutty.
Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
I'm actually agreeing with glenn beck. What the FUCK was in that margarita?!
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
It summer and it's getting a lot harder to hide sex bruises from my parents.
First world problems?
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
He stumbled into my room, flopped on my bed, shoes on my pillow and asked me for a juice box. Then fell asleep with the juice box on his forehead.
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
I spent the entire party sexting people's significant others for them because they were too drunk to do it themselves. I did quite well too. I should start a business
Pretty penis doesn't make up for awkward eye contact.
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
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