I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
are you excited because you wanna see me or because you wanna get laid?
bc i get to see you. naked.
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
She kept biting his ear when he was talking to people, that was only 3 drinks in...
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
I just burped jalapeños and cum. That was the most disgusting thing ever.
I'm trying to pinpoint the moment when "don't do anything I wouldn't do" became bad advise.
You woke me up at 2 am to tell me I could pee in a golf club if I wanted to.
I'm in the freezer. Shit took away any trace of hangover outa my body.
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
If our sexual relationship was relative to the Harry Potter series, I would have claimed the Wizard's Cup at least ten times.
im not letting a little injury get in the way of my alcoholic/drug problems. we ARE getting turnt tonight.
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
I'm trying to find a place to hide weed in my mother in law's house...
Married life problems?
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