The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
I wonder what it's like for my roommate to live bicuriously thro my sex life
She is the epitome of a puke & rally. She picked a random hott guy at the bar & made him pinky promise not to leave while she took a power nap. She went & passed out in her friends car & apparently puked just outside the bar. She stumbled in & found the randome guy again & claimed she was golden. Made it to the after party & stayed up til 6 doing body shots off every girl she saw & hooked up with the random from the bar. I love her life
And then he serenaded me with "Pimps don't cry" from 'The Other Guys'. If that's not love I'm not sure what is
My new hobby is moving his stuff to random places in the house. Good luck making a smoothing at 6:30 in the morning, the blender top's in the dog food container
My ninety day supply of adderal just came in the mail and I literally just dumped all 180 pills into my hands and laughed like a maniac. Shits about to get cray
Seriously bro? Indoor roman candle wars? I guess I'll never see that fucking security deposit again
I'm not sure why he thinks weird that I masturbate AND look at pinterest at the same time.
i got woken up by a cockroach crawling onto my hand and now i'm pretty sure i'll never be clean again
Every day I wake up and there is no spectacular morning wood waiting for me I get so sad.
I didn't really break out of the friend zone, as much as I blasted the doors off with high explosives and rode through on a grizzly bear...
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