If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
ed mcmahon, farrah fawcett, and michael jackson all in one week. What next god, are you juts gonna take my penis too?
She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
I wana party with Kermit the frog, no wait. Fozzy the bear. He's probably a silly bitch when he's drunk.
Apparently we had sex last night, and then I made him drive me to the beach so I could puke in the ocean.
There's a litter of kittens in my bathtub and beer cans everywhere. I want my apartment key back.
I know I'm her Sunday school teacher. I just feel I would be saving others from a lot of headaches by telling her someday she's going to be a stripper
i wasn't going to tell her about the threesome but i had to explain the tree and the green paint everywhere
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
Sailor Jerry came over for the evening. It was a magical evening. I didn't even get puke in the house.
SMOKEY THE BEAR CAME AT US WITH FUCKING AXES IN MY DREAM I THINK IT IS A SIGN TO STOP BLAZING IT IN THE WOODS
It's shark week go big or go home
Can I just say how funny it is that your "respect" tattoo is right above the bruise from me slapping your ass
Vodka for breakfast. With a side of Frankenberries. Don't judge me.
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