Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
I think my hot accountant is wearing banana republic. I miss the days when that ='ed gay. Signals are so confusing now.
ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
Its Nebraska, I'm sure im not the first person to wake up hungover in a corn field.
I have to be at work in a hour. Can you sufficiently fuck me in 35 minutes?
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
I'm the kind of girl who misses her mouth when trying to eat, do you honestly think I'm coordinated enough to wear heels during sex?
I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
I just wish the first erections of my life didn't take place at a dentists office but hey whatever I turned out alright
She left a cookie cake on my porch, and the frosting reads "I'm sorry". She left me an I'm-sorry-for-punching-you-in-the-face cake.
The last time we went to a costume party, you walked around in a loincloth with a cross and said you were Jesus. I'm eager to see how much more offensive you can be.
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