In the airport and just saw a little boy put his head in his mother's crotch... I guess he took a whiff because he backed up and said loudly, "mommy your pee-pee is stinky!"
You told the cops that they couldn't arrest you because they weren't hot enough to fuck
Well if I am having twins, at least I'll finally have 2 kids by the same father.
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
I LOVE YOU SO MUCH I'M ON A WILD DICK CHASE FOR YOU. How many lesbians do YOU know that would do that? HOW MANY????
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
I think your dad took our porno
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
Who's the easier target... Bandages on the knees, tramp stamp, or bra showing? Not in the mood to work for it tonight.
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
I tried to suck your dick underwater and almost drowned
Officially spring today. First sighting of loud-ass Steller Jay on the balcony.
people keep driving by and judging me for drinking natty outside in my underwear at 9 am. rude.
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
Our livers are going to hate us.
It's okay, they're regenerative. God wanted this.
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