She took her shirt off and was broader than Dwight Howard.
How come ATM is perfectly acceptable, yet not washing your hands after you poo is socially reprehensible?
bailing my boss out of jail is a great way to spend memorial day
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
Woke up on the floor holding a sandwich. Shots. Never again.
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
I hate him and his pretentious your-sleeping-in-the-wet-spot look.
Men are not even allowed to look at you without a condom on.
I hugged the bouncer as we left.
Dude, did you know, your blood is contaminated with over 17 non-beer fluids?
I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
I know this is super early in advance but can I borrow your horse mask on 4/20
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
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