try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
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i bet if teenage jesus was here he would do a shot with me
So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
Two man bar crawl was hectic. Just found leaves in my pocket.
She's the one that asked you what my favorite color was & handed you a piece of bacon
why are our drunk alter egos so much more successful than us?
I was out with the drag queens until 7am. This is the hangover I needed to kick my ass back to sobriety. Dear Virgin Mary, fuck my life.
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
Someone shat in our tub last night. I'm not pointing fingers but you priors make you a prime suspect.
just got caught singing "pop that pussy" by a very old man at work. *face palm*
In other news, I just threw up my burrito and am currently on all fours literally crawling back to my bed
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
Remember that time we were together? Yeah, I don't miss that.
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