My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
She told me that she faked her orgasm. Does she think I care??
Are you pooping in the stall next to me?
Maybe....
Cause I just heard a fart and it sounded like one of your farts.
I kept grabbing at Stephanie's boobs because I thought the leopard spots on her dress were popcorn.
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
How do you not remember?? She kept putting a dollar on her waistband and insisting it was all you can eat under a dollar
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
Also, I'm going to yoga because I have a Taylor Swift range of emotions right now.
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
I wonder if Paul and Andy realize how lucky that they are that we're too lazy to start fucking other dudes so we just stick with them
So I scratched the whole boyfriend plan and got wasted. Wanna try again tomorrow?
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