i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
rolled in at 7am w/ 2 girls i met at the strip club. my neighbor was getting up to mow the lawn before he took his kids to school. i'm 31. he's younger. if given the chance, you think he'd want to switch places?
....ANDDD I just became confused during sexting and sent my mother a text describing a "porno-worthy cum shot."
i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
i wish every aspect of life was like a bar. flirt with the cute guy two feet across from you and get whatever you want for free
Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
Houston, we have a problem
where are u?
Houston. That's the problem. I don't know how I got here.
Dude, he sent me a pic of his dick. I thought dating a married man wouldn't remind me so much of high school. Seriously.
Why is there blood and lettuce everywhere?
The great thing about skinny blondes is that they're all interchangeable.
No. I want to vom filet mignon and ziti bits everywhere and my body feels like I ran a cock triathalon. I feel less triumphant and more like death.
I think I just gave my niece a weed pinata...
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
Masturbating with Lord of the Rings on was not how I planned my afternoon going but here I am.
Randomize
