the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
He looks like a mix between a retired piano teacher and a cat that just swallowed a sock.
but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
Just because we had intercourse doesn't mean we're friends.
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
she woke up, said "please dont tell me your name, i dont want to remember it"
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
Is it bad that I coached my cousins 6 year old boy to steal a 30 rack of keystone out of an unattended cooler at our family reunion, or was I just giving him a social head start in high school? I err on the side of awesome.
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
When Pitbull's songs sum up your life... you know it's time for some serious life changes.
There was pot, but there are no Doritos, no Funyons, no Oreos.
Send help.
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