Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
I was looking at some smoking pipes on amazon the other day and realized that work people could look at my history and do a drug test. So I immediately started looking at Sherlock Holmes hats.
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
Recycling my beer bottles from breakfast counts for earth day, right?
HELP! How do I get paint off the dog?
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
Fuck you, dude, I'm not sharing my weed anymore if you're going for the Panthers.
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
Great, now even dream!me is a drunken borderline mess.
Don't come back. They don't have pants.
Oh god.
God has nothing to do with this.
Pregaming at Jodi's. Ten minutes
Thought it was at Brad's?
Pregaming the pregame. Need alcohol before I can see that dick.
Let's just say when I woke up I was still drunk. My hangover hit me around noon so I chilled w my dad and took a bath and shower at the same time. You just can't do that at college
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