my boyfriend just named your boyfriend's penis.
Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
i was drunk and our names rhymed...what was i supposed to do?
I was on hold waiting for customer service at verizon so we obviously we had enough time to have sex, i just put the phone on speaker
I feel like hell. The amount of black beans I found in my hair tells me I hit rock bottom
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
Yeah, he said he was getting "welcome back Winnipeg Jets drunk" then puked on his jersey.
There is a nerf war going on here. I just cleaned the blood out of the fridge
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
I was just at Kroger and saw some guy with a steelers balloon... ran up to him and popped it. NO RAGRETS.
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
Since moving to the suburbs, all I do is fuck my ex and watch cartoons. It's not so bad.
A guy I don't even know just ate me out on a washing machine at a random persons afterparty. I came as it was going through spin cycle.Just kept thinking "who does laundry during a party?"
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