where are you
in your bedroom
how did you get in
your wife…
WTF
why im i the only drunk person in the library?
Awesome. My fame will spread to DC... As will the herpes.
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
I'd say I should re evaluate my life choices, but I'd make the same decisions only faster and wearing a push up bra.
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
There was enough sluts here for 2 threesomes to happen at the same time, and you still struck out. What did you do to piss off karma so much?
We should give each other good-luck-on-your-finals head in the morning.
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
I smoked out of two pipes at the same time while my friends wielded the lighters last night. It felt like I graduated to the next level of stoner.
I have feelings that need drinking.
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
Sometimes I feel like my vagina has a photographic memory of his penis. It sucks that he got engaged....
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