You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
mom just told me i had to find a fake by next wednesday.
apparently he couldn't remember my name so he refereed to me as whats-her-boobs and everyone knew that it was me he was talking about
He used his one phone call to tell me not to let anyone drink all his vodka until he could bail himself out.
Yeah, he said he was getting "welcome back Winnipeg Jets drunk" then puked on his jersey.
I'm getting to the point of going up to a guy and saying "Hi I'm maggie and i can put my foot behind my head"... That desperate.
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
She's on her way over to shave my year round sweater vest into a festive argyle sweater vest. Keeper?
He offered to buy me free breakfast if I stayed at the hotel overnight with him. I then realized they have a complimentary breakfast.
You wanted to go find him and we told you to sit down cause you kept stumbling. You yelled " I CAN STAND!! It's the walking part I can't figure out!"
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
Randomize
