so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
One of my students just told me turtles are lazy and need to get a job. Fuck yes, my job here is done.
he busted in while i was showering looked at me and said "youve lost weight bro, no homo" and started puking into the sink
So I realized I was officially over him when I was getting a lap dance on the keg bus at 3am from his old boss and I was double fisting:)
She called all of my friends to find out where I was last night. 7 out of ten said their place.
The party got busted because you two got caught having sex on the neighbors trampoline, come on man.
I'm just saying, no one has ever made me laugh or cum as hard as you do. Sometimes at the same time which I didn't know was possible. Is there even a word for that besides love?
I just want to pat him on the head, bake him some cookies, and reassure him that, someday, he will get laid.
I'm tripping pretty hard right now but every time a Volvo drives by I feel like everything is gonna be alright
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
That was just an endearing nickname I called you before. I'm not gonna call you a filthy slut now that you are one, I don't want to hurt your feelings.
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
So I was laying on the couch reading a book and he texted me. All I saw was the image of him spitting on my vagina last night in the moonlight. I gagged.
somehow I wound up on the floor crying about his beard. then telling everyone I'd give him a "lesbian blowjob".
If you find out what that means, show me.
I'm hearing voices and sirens. I'm scared. I heard a manatee out there.
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