Pretty sure somebody just said 'I used to have a nipple'
that's awkward
I just watched the quarterback of Purdue get shut down by a girl at a bar. not a good omen
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
Just remembered i had an ordained minister bless my booze last night.
i'm about to say screw it and get drunk in the hotel by myself
It's 2 pm, at least sit by the pool...
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
I needed that adderall to break my tradition of passing out at the bar on Sundays
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
Oh yeah and one of the strippers brought you chips and water when you were passes out next to the toilet. So that was nice
yeah, I'm getting gagged by the cock of fate
REWARD BLOWJOB!! STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE I'LL BE THERE IN FIVE MINUTES.
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
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