Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
Does slim fast make a chocolate heart for valentines? If so that's what she's getting.
The stripper told me she had been working there for eight years, then got mad when I asked if she was trying to make it into mangment. Awkwardest lap dance
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
She just stuck her hand down the strippers pants. Shit just got real.
i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
I think I am calling out of work due to a hangover. I'm 96% sure there ISN'T tampon stuck inside me.
I'm going out with a guy whose nickname is Shark Week cause he'll eat anyone. I'm very excited.
I think I just wanna go buy some jack at the liquor store, come home, take my pants off, and not give a shit about stuff
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
I guess I'm an especially affectionate person under the influence of tequila.
Just by hearing the girl outside reciting the info on her fake ID, I know it's gonna be a good night
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