remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
What did you want me to do? You know I don't like fat people. I'm an asshole to them sober it only gets worse when I'm drunk
That doesn't make it okay! You tried kicking the girl's mom out where we were having the party at!
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
i feel like his penis is a security blanet. i cant fall asleep unless its in my hand
I know. I almost started crying. IN WHAT UNIVERSE IS THAT A TURN ON?!
I just got a msg from someone saved in my phone as "gouiys stAndingg nezxt me not oz". Omh my life.
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
Do you know anyone with a stuffed cougar? I want one for a self portrait to hang in my house. A bobcat or lynx might work too.
I want to be your penis for a week.
Looks better than the half a blow job I got the other night which I had to finish myself. From a chick I refer to simply as "mom jeans".
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
Grandma cant send me 4 lbs of gummi bears and expect me not to soak them in some sort of alcohol
dude it was our first time and her hair caught on fire from the candles on the nightstand
There is no way that actually happened!
the smell of burnt hair covered up the sweaty sex smell.
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
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