it wasn't lemon gatorade
what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
hey did i steal that bike before or after the ball dropped, casue i might have broken my resolution already
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
Their engagement party consisted of them doing shots, yelling at each other, leaving for 30 minutes, and coming back with smiles.
I'd say they're off to a great start!
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
I've woke up with the same hoodie on backwards, twice this week. I think that's a record
I have a 8 minute video of a fish tank on my phone.
We need to stop going to pet stores high.
Drake has all the answers
Strip club, what strip club did I eat a steak at? That's the appropriate question
My mother just set me up with the son of the man I fucked last weekend. I could crawl under a rock and die OR I could remember the rules of genetics and hope that JR takes after daddy. Wish me luck...
Dude, A DAMN CHEESEBURGER HIT ME IN THE FACE!!! WTF was i suppoused to do!?.
the yoga instructor with the "dirt" and "roots" tattoos is seriously mother nature. i get my period after ever session i have with her. i'm trippin' balls over it.
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