I got wasted for the 1st time and I sat in a fridge for 2 hours and a trash can?
I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
I don't know how but I have our hotel room door handle in my purse... this can not be good
Okay, thats embarrasing even by my standards and I've thrown up while wearing a viking hat. just a viking hat.
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
Mitt romney looks like a fantastic lover (full disclorsure: im 76% vodka right now)
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
I borrowed a glass of wine. And the bottle. Your cat said it was ok
I reek of latex and grilled onions.
Mission accomplished.
Holy fucking shit the worst thing for a hangover ever--A FUCKING BOLLYWOOD MOVIE BLARING IN CLASS
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
The compounded multi day delayed hangover hit me hard today, with a vengeance normally reserved for large objects that go in my ass. I don't feel good.
The girl next to me looks like the young version of sara (bonnie hunt) in jumanji. I wanna be like PLAY THE GAME SARA!!!!"
I'm also sorry that I ate your chicken sandwich while you were throwing up....
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