playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
do you know anything about the $5 bill with my name stapled to it in my purse??
It is 3am. I'm at a pizzeria with my 4 friends. The one to my right is throwing up on herself, the one to my left is crying hysterically by herself, the one in front of me is passed out on the table, and the other is trying to find a taxi and I'm pretty sure a guy is sticking his hand up her skirt. Tourists are taking pictures. Help me.
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
I'm relatively certain my chiropractor just judged me for admitting that my back is misaligned from the sex we had last night...
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
He literally is quoting that 21 questions song, the 50 cent one. oh my god.
He tried peeing out of the sunroof.
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
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