I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
We had sex in the ocean but the tide took our clothes away too. Its no fun walking back to the dorm wearing only a beach blanket between you.
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
Thanks for putting pants on me last night. And for calling me a princess.
I think winning the long island race means you lose at life
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
When I take mushrooms I can feel your presence down there. I can feel where Africa is too.
Hope I didn't wake u up but I woke up and there is a shirt, boxers, belt and jeans on my balcony, along with a naked guy who claimed to scale the building
you were like "guys ... i think i got fingered while dancing tonight"
our poor poor cab driver
I had a dream that I had to take a breathalyzer but then it turned out to be a bong....why can't that be real life?
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
How do I tell my hairdresser I want a hair style I saw in a porn video?
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
So just spent 30 minutes of my life talking to my cousins friend who told me she buys cocaine from a pizza place by asking for extra Parmesan
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