That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
i just took a sip of diet coke and i said " as soon as it hits my lips i wanna smoke a cig." then i thought of your dick.
I saw a chick at 8 am this morning walking back to my dorm wearing wings... I'm kind of jealous.
I've officially moved beyond college drinking. I just got business drunk at an internship seminar.
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
I have a meeting at work in an hour, I'm so hungover going outside is NOT happening there are roads and shit I'll totally get myself killed.
I may or may not have shit out a layer of my liver after that weekend.
If a hot cougar texts u and says "back massage, blow job".... you show the fuck up.
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
I mean I only got hit in the ass with ONE firework
On a happier note, I can fit in my old shorts. Dope does have its perks
Eh, my puke tasted like lemonade, so not too bad
I thought the dude was just really enjoying his piss but apparently he was jerkin off into the urinal.
My New Year's resolution consists of less weekday hangovers, more sex, and more money.
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