I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
I don't know, but I don't want you to think its ok to show up at my house at 4 am with a gorilla suit and a bucket of pinnapple and think id be ok with it
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
Nah I'm perfectly content solely banging the married bartender once a week.
That's practically a relationship for you
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
See this is why people shouldn't jump into marriage. See what type of drunk you're engaged to first.
You got into a heated argument about Frankenstein's intelligence while double fisting burritos from taco bell.
I'm sorry but you're choosing a girl that faked a pregnancy when you wouldn't return her calls over a more attractive sane girl who you begged for a chance with last week? God you're a loser.
She took all the bottles out of the shower caddy and replaced them with booze. I just made a shower Manhatten. Imma marry this one.
Curing hangovers with more alcohol was a great idea for the first five days
HIDE THE INFLATABLE PENIS
Randomize
