And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
she made me put on a condom before giving me a handjob...this is why i hate freshmen
You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
I had to drink a couple beers this morning so I could attend the keg race. Hangover had to dissipate or it wasn't happening.
You kept challenging people to a cartwheel contest...when someone finally agreed, you cartwheeled into some chicks face, then tried to propose to her as an apology. Fyi, she said no
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
I recently had a rabies scare because I thought putting socks on my hands to pick up a squirrel that got in my house was a good idea.
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
She told me to take deeps breaths and I said I said YOU FUCKING TAKE A BREATH CAROL IM SURE IF YOU WERE IN MY POSITION YOU WOULD HAVE OFFED YOURSELF ALREADY and she said my name is Becky 😂
He stopped the gas pump at 69 and gave me my receipt. He wants it.
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