Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
No, I'm only going to drink half my paycheck. That's the responsible thing to do.
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
Hahaha you puked all over his shirt.
You puked in the planter and everyone saw your snatch.
Well someones bitter they didn't get any.
life lesson #151: dont let people go batshit crazy and stab you in the knee
i will live by this rule
I just got a get of my turf look from a hooker. Apparently, Ninja Turtles T-shirt+Jeans+Flip-Flops=Hooker Gear. Woot.
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
Explain why there's a meatball in my bong
Being hungover in this office is the actual worst. Like they look at me and know I was wasted at 1 am, karaokeing Billy Idol at a gay bar.
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
Why is there a business card for people who need bail bonds in my wallet...
My friends said as soon as you walked in, I motor boated you like there was no tomorrow.
Yeah, I liked it.
Why were there just 3 inflatable bounce houses delivered to my house?
oh shit.
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