Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
someone called me shannon dorrhety annnd it hurt my feelingsd.
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
glow-in-the-dark stars on his ceiling from '98 totally make blowing him more romantic.
Ok a condom literally fell out of my underwear this morning, i have never been so confused.
I wish they made people sized litter boxes.
She got drunk on the air plane and pretended to be an elephant for an hour...Atleast the kid behind us enjoyed it.
I'm literally taking a shit naked holding a bottle of wine.
Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
I'm taking a shower and i'm gonna bring my pocketknife with me
Is it weird to invite your FWB to thanksgiving dinner??
That married penis I’ve been riding offered to pay off my student loans. I was going to break it off because he has lousy stamina. Is being debt free worth putting up with mediocre sex?
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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