Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
While she was crying about breaking up, he looked at her through his fork and said "of course she's upset, she's in jail." Having sex with him tonight.
puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
The gay bar tender told me I looked like Prince William. And that I needed my balls licked.
We should search craigslist for porches to sublet.
I just woke up and my mouth tastes like I licked the bathroom floor in the last ghetto bar we were in. I'm going to get my mouth checked for chlamydia. Do I see a dentist for that?
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
I feel like I have to sign a death waver before I have sex with him...
I'll just be sleeping in this laundry room. Come get me at bar close.
Lol, you asked the waitress to box up someone else's discarded food last night
I think it says something about my sobriety when I don't notice a Taco Bell wrapper stuck to my ass until I'm in the shower...
I woke up to a shattered My Little Pony garbage pail, a black eye I don't know how I got and no one will look me in the face. Fuck tequila.
You can not love someone based on who they were when they were 9. Does he know how many dicks I've sucked since then?
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
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