Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
you were making out, puked over his shoulder and insisted everything was okay
he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
Have you ever chased with pilaf before? Because dont.
I'm not drunk enough to eat silly string
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
I wish you could see how much hot sauce and broken glass are in our apartment right now.
I just contemplated drinking cheese dip. And by "contemplated," I mean "attempted and was forcibly stopped from."
We just had a 30 min argument on the actual birth date of Jesus, it ended in my brother and ain't cursing each other and an 8 yr old answering it by using Siri.
Just a heads up... Don't get high and attempt to do your own taxes
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
The only math I use in every day life is figuring out how much I can spend on alcohol and still have money to pay my bills. High school lied to us.
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
You reeked of guilt and shame and we offered you pancakes
you put your dick on my shoulder this morning like it was a fucking parrot
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