In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
I'm wearing an NBA shooting sleeve while jerking off...and yes my arm has stayed warm
She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad
ok... i just had to be reminded that people in animal costumes were feeding me shots at the bar.
I'm just gonna ignore the fact that I have no pants on and find a way home. A good one-nighter never goes back for his pants.
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
But for future reference, it might help your game if you don't tell the girl you're trying to get on your dick that she's "not the worst thing you've ever seen"
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
Note to self: don't practice nerdy white girl dance choreography in the company bathrooms no matter how nice the huge mirrors and lighting are.
I just found out that my husband and I are Eskimo siblings. What in the actual fuck?!
No. Not going out tonight. No. It's Tuesday. Xanax and Full House Tuesday.
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
Let's make a rule now, to not smoke weed out of our trumpets. After tonight.
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
Randomize
