i think my mom watched the whole time
It only happened twice. Once we used extra virgin olive oil and once I used saliva and brute force.
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
they're doing drop shots of Jager into red wine. i don't want to be on that level
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
We had a 30 min conversation last night about whether or not to bone that girl with a lisp to see if she moans with one...
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
I'm not sure I can continue to condone our having sex in all of your friends' beds
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
you smell like cheap hookers & chicken nuggets.
I wish drunk me came with subtitles
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
I just want to buy drugs without having to pay an arm and a leg for it. Is that a horrible thing to ask for?
I mean, it's not like you can exactly complain to the manager and higher ups about it.
Every time I download Tinder again, I hate myself a little more.
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