her vagine was all disorganized.
I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
It was honestly like finding a clitoris in a haystack.
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
once you get past the part where you think youre gonna die, its the most amazing drug ive ever experienced.
You'd be proud of me. They tried to give me bread to sober up, but I told them no, im on a diet.
Edward fifth and chaser hands
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
You know it's bad when I can already feel tomorrow's hangover before even drinking today.
Is it a good time to tell him he's getting too clingy if he sent me a picture of my name spelled with Cheerios?
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
Just told my boss I wasn't coming in to work because of a serious case of blue balls. Totally made having them worth it.
and idk now I have nine bags of lettuce in my fridge
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
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