Just saw a midget shotgun a coors light
Sometimes I feel like I shouldn't drink when I come out of a black out half naked covered in puke. Then I realize thats why I drink.
TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
currently walking past a fire hyrdrant with a hose already attatched.. this could be dangerous..
does drinking everclear count as brushing your teeth? because i think they are sterilized
yo everyone went to the hospital last night
Lets just say I chased with a burrito.
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
Today is a spill-drugs-all-over-myself kind of day.
Yo. What's your name again? You put "don't tell your landlord" as your name lol
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
I just saw a guy walking down the street without a shirt on and holding a samari sword....
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