i just remembered that i beat off next to you while we were naked and passed out next to each other after last night... No Homo
It's hard to be above the influence when you are the influence.
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
I need moral support for this bender
Did you mean to cry when you finished last night? Or were you just that drunk?
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
she just nodded and said "yeah, I'd fuck him for a reese's peanut butter cup". it's so nice to know I'm not the biggest whore living here
I just found a contact in my phone named "Sam 'it Won't Fit' Wilson". No clue when or where it came from....
I was gonna respond but i couldnt figure out a way to rearrange 'fuck his brains out' to sound grammatically correct
You have the most beautiful penis I've ever seen. I never thought penises were meant to be beautiful, but you proved me wrong
I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
we are the best best friends ever. You had sex in an ice cream truck I had sex in a fire truck
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
Kids music just accidentally came on at this party. I didn't know how many stoners were here until they all sang along.
Randomize
