If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
Judging by what's in the bathroom right now, I see you graced us with your presence last night.
I feel like Tiger Woods should send Jesse James a gift basket or something...
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
Why the fuck did I wake up in a chair with mouth clamps?!
Terrible hangover + phoenix airport + pizza hut....I think I might have entered one of the levels of hell.
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
Not now. Out of camp chairs. Carving a new one with a chainsaw. Mushrooms are starting to kick and I gotta get this done NOW.
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
You walked in with a bag of weed and asked for a watermelon. For some reason they actually gave you one, and you made it into a perfectly working bong. Two of them offered their girlfriends to you for the night.
I just made deviled eggs for everyone not passed out. Im officially becoming a drunk chef.
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