the sham wow guy got arrested for beating up a hooker.
You don't give head? I'm offended and I don't even have a cock...
The reason halloween exists is because it's not cheating if you're wearing a costume.
How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
I just masturbated to the audio from my psych lecture . . . this screwing my prof fantasy is getting serious.
I woke up in bed alone w 2 bite marks on my boob... Salt and pepper shakers In my purse along w a bottle of steak sauce.... The drunkasauraus has struck again
I'm pretty sure the Jahovah's witness only came to our door because the front says "Twerk Or Treat"
I smell like bonfire and ex-boyfriends
It's like sleep walking but with blowjobs
I would fuck him just for his dog
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
I know right, I would blow him just for the satisfaction he would taste like vodka
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